Taser

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I know it isn't timely now, but please trust that I drew this comic right at the time when that kid was tasered at a John Kerry event.

Napalm in the afternoon, napalm at bedtime

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I have yet to see this movie, but I think it turns out it was about groceries all along. In the end, Marlon Brando eats the groceries. He generously butters a big ol' stalk of celery and chomps down on it, there's a freeze frame and the credits roll.

Ding Dong

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Seriously, though, how often do you see someone anymore just sitting there eating a ding-dong or other such snack cake? We've been cast out of the snack cake Garden of Eden. We have eaten from the Tree of Knowledge of What Actually is in These Things.

Glitter Tee

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While I don't approve of the T-shirt, "Lick My Ass" is perhaps the catchiest tune in the film Peter Pan.

Pineapple

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Don't ever let him in, and if you do let him in don't let him use your bathroom.