Twist Ending

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Quantum something.

Dog Stand

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My wife saw her mother's dog eat a fresh cat dump while the cat was still present.

Enjoying nature in nature

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One time Mario went to Randy-the-Cat-Land and got way more extra lives than he knew what to do with.

Birds Suddenly

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Mouse at the Movies

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Space Outside

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Nothing gets good, old Captain Randy down today. I'm not sure why: A great cuppa joe, new insoles, ionized atmosphere, euphoria-inducing spores, The Lorelei Signal? I find it's best just to make the most of it!

Bedside manner

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This doctor is honestly trying to help - he doesn't know why it isn't working.

You want to do space?

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"Down in space it's always nineteen eighty-two."

Dracula Returns at Dawn

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Nigel digs smart chicks

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(New to Randy the Cat? This one is pretty good. This is also a nice one. Also try this, this, this, that, thars, rejecting Satan, potato joke, Super Mario, Godzilla, and internet life insurance. Also, next week's comic is going to be amazing.)

I think the only way to account for the difference between your personal taste and that of the mainstream is that you are a super-genius who likes better things. (You know, I make a lot of fun of this, but part of me still wants to believe it.)

Granddad's Shopping List

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Seminar: Priorities

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Seminar: Introduction

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I attended a "7 Habits" class through my employer. On the first day I kept waiting for this moment to happen, but it did not. Maybe they wait until you get to the next level and they fly you out to Utah to drink the excretions of some large, mutant worm.

Art Project

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In a recent podcast, Dan Savage expressed concern that kids these days are going to grow up with a kink for centaurs. He might have been a little high at the time.

Taxonomy

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The red-breasted birds that mid-westerners see a lot of this time of year are called "Robins". People who watch a lot of Japanese cartoons are called "Japanimaniacs".

Randy responds to a perceived threat

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Wait! Is this the first explicit statement of Randy the Cat's age in the comic strip? Was that just something tossed in for the sake of the joke, or is that to be taken as Randy the Cat's real, chronological age? Is this contradicted in the various spin-off media? How does this affect Randy fanfic, which might make different presumptions about the characters' ages? IS THIS CANON???

Look, I'm not my father

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That's right, they can call you on your cell phone now: Some stranger in a cubicle reading from a script, presuming because of your father's reputation that you also do Kung Fu.

Randy the real cat

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Nothing in this strip really turned out looking like I wanted it to, but instead of redrawing it, I've decided to move on.

Randy learns about junk

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My wife knows someone who made this mistake shortly after learning the colloquial meaning of "junk".

Final Dilbert

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Mary Worth happened to be walking by on the sidewalk and she was killed by falling debris.

Dogs Cannot Dance

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Introducing Spaceman

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Your mother is so fat.

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If I can call your attention to the little box below this comic, you'll see that I now have a Twitter feed. This is all the more reason to come to this website every day just to make sure I've had a good breakfast and am dressed appropriately for the weather.

A Riddle

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This is the first Randy the Cat strip I've drawn since adopting an actual fat-cat-indeed. You can already see the verisimilitude it's lending to my art. Did you notice how Randy wants some cat food? REAL cats want some cat food!