Baptism

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As the parent of a nine-month-old who hasn't technically had the ol' oil and water treatment, one of those t-shirts would make my life a lot easier. This strip also owes something to the French philosopher Voltaire, who on his deathbed was asked by a priest to renounce Satan and responded with something along the lines of "Now is no time to be making new enemies."

Brown Fox

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Practice your cursive writing, folks. How else are you going to write things that eight-year-olds can't read?

The Loved One

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There really are things that dead bodies can do to frighten the bejesus out of a person, though the practice of embalming and/or cremation eliminates a lot of this. Modern funeral practices just don't want anything cool to happen to anyone ever.

False Advertising

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After I drew this comic, my wife noted to me that bathing suits in stores have a protective sticker over the the bit of the garmet that touches your v.