Do You Have Enough???

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This sort of thing really makes me want to stop reading the internet.
The internet is a tool for reminding you that you are going to die unexpectedly, then using the sudden pang of emotion to sell you shit.

Save the Horses

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It doesn't really save a horse to ride a cowboy, because the horse is so much more efficient and runs almost entirely on oats and hay. You dopes.
It's nice that a genre of music one tends to associate with homophobes has a popular song about cowboy on cowboy action. I'm also glad to hear that horse conservation has hit the mainstream.

Talking Scale

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The scale is saying that Randy the Cat weighs as much as many persons.

Book to Film

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Film adaptations are required by law to get screwy in the third act.
I wish I knew what movie these mice were talking about so I could avoid it.
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