Utility Belt

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The old TV Batman always had exactly what he needed in his utility belt, such as a huge, cumbersome can of shark repellent. I remember once there was a cliffhanger in which we saw the Batmobile explode! Ah, but in the next episode Batman informs Robin that this is exactly why he always carries an inflatable Batmobile to use as a decoy. There is logic in that. That way, when someone explodes your Batmobile, you can retort with, "Ha! That was the inflatable Batmobile I always carry with me everywhere! Nice try, jerk!"

Don't Drink Pop

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The first thing the Buddha did after he cut off his ponytail was stop drinking pop.

I guess we each pick our own list of things that we avoid in order to live a healthier lifestyle. I don't smoke and I drink very little, but I'll never give up my morning coffee and I'll never be entirely off root beer.